Devil Baby Hat

$40.00

For the chronically cold and spiritually chaotic.

This jersey-lined black beanie features a 3" cuff and a 2.5" stitched-on embroidered patch of a third-eyed, devilish baby mid-meltdown. Is it cute? Is it cursed? Yes.

Each patch is hand-sewn by a real human with trembling mortal hands, which means the angle or position may vary slightly. That’s not a flaw—that’s character, baby.

Wear it crooked. Wear it with pride. Summon strange looks at the gas station.